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Story About my S.W.A.T. Call Fubar, or a Cat's Life Saved By Road Evidence?

Help! I’m trying to decide which story to start crafting this week. It is down to two stories and I’m torn about which one to write. So, I thought, “What better way to decide than to have my SUBCRIBERS decide for me? So what do you want to read next?

Here are your two choices:

Sexy Kat in S.W.A.T garb prior to responding to track a suicidal man in the woods armed with a shotgun. (Photo Credit: UCSC PD cheap-n-cheesy Polaroid photo taken by Officer Robert Jones, God rest his soul.)

#1 Choice:

The day I went to my first S.W.A.T. call but made a big (funnier than snot) mistake similar to what Barney Fife may have done. For those not familiar with Barney’s policing styles, here’s a “best of” clip from The Andy Griffith Show that aired in the 50’s. If you need a good laugh, VOTE for this story (in comments below).

#2 Choice:

The day a cat’s life was saved by the collaboration between my cat Yogi, my dog Rachel, and myself as we found and understood this critical physical evidence in the road. You probably can’t really see it, but I will explain in the essay. If you love forensics and cats, VOTE for this story (in the comments below).

Physical evidence in roadway that helped solve a case and saved a cat’s life. (Photo by Kat Albrecht)

So, if you’re reading this, PLEASE vote and tell me (in the comments below) what you want to read. I will continue to post my serialized PET TRACKER snippets, but I refuse to write either of these (S.W.A.T. or Cat Evidence) stories until I get at least SIX votes from my subscribers. I’m going on a WRITER’S STRIKE until you guys TALK TO ME and tell me what you want me to write.

It’s time for you to CHOOSE YOUR NEWS!