Well, I was driving while impaired. Got pulled over. Officer made me get out of the car and gave me a very long lecture on driving while impaired. At this point, I figured okay I am getting a ticket or worse. At some point he said to me, "you have a pretty face, what should we do prevent it from getting wrapped around one of these telephone poles?" My reply: "Get rid of the telephone poles!"
I would trade so many things I care about to have the right to pull over bad drivers and ticket them. Nothing infuriates me more than driving… It's how I can tell how far away I am from enlightenment :-)
The day I got my license (16 years old) I was driving to a friends house and I rolled through a stop sign, and as the cop pulled me over, I remembered my mom telling me that if "I got a ticket in the first six months I drove, she would take my license away until I graduated two years later." The officer came to the door and I started crying and I wasn't even faking it. He thought I was so pathetic that he gave me a warning and my mom never found out. hahah
LOVE THIS Mike! For me, it was always fun to see what people would say to. I loved honesty and often honored that by giving a warning. When people were pissy or hostile, I gave an "attitude ticket" (which I was told I wasn't supposed to do, but I did it anyways because I COULD). When people lied or made stupid excuses, I also gave a ticket. But when people were honest, or their violation was clearly a mistake, I typically gave a warning. Like the elderly man who made an illegal turn directly in front of me (cutting me off). When I stopped him he said, "I'm so sorry officer. My wife and I are lost. I was looking for the Arboretum and my wife who has the map yelled 'TURN LEFT' so I just turned left." When I came back to give him his warning, I advised him where he could find the Arboretum and then added, "And sir, can I give you a piece of advice?" and he goes, "Yes" and I go, "Next time DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR WIFE." And he goes, "Thanks a lot officer" and the wife jumps in and goes, "Yeah, THANKS A LOT officer!"
Oh how I miss the days of being able to flip a switch, activate my red & blues, and dish out JUSTICE when I see someone driving like an a-hole!!! I especially get riled up when someone tailgates me. One time, when I was off duty and driving my SUV, I had someone riding my bumper so when we came to the stop light and he pulled up next to me, I was so red with anger that I honked my horn and he looks over at me. Then I flashed him my badge and he just stared. But when I flipped him the finger (not the most "Christian" thing to do) next to my badge, his jaw dropped! And the funny (or sad) part was that I was ON MY WAY TO CHURCH when this happened! But I told Jesus I was sorry and I told my pastor about it. He just rolled his eyes.
There is still, even today, a lot of the "street" left in me from my years working as a cop but as the old saying goes, "God is not finished with me yet!"
Well, I was driving while impaired. Got pulled over. Officer made me get out of the car and gave me a very long lecture on driving while impaired. At this point, I figured okay I am getting a ticket or worse. At some point he said to me, "you have a pretty face, what should we do prevent it from getting wrapped around one of these telephone poles?" My reply: "Get rid of the telephone poles!"
He let me go!
Bah ha ha! LOVE THIS! And boy, times sure have changed as if that had happened in 2024, you'd be sitting in the pokey!
I would trade so many things I care about to have the right to pull over bad drivers and ticket them. Nothing infuriates me more than driving… It's how I can tell how far away I am from enlightenment :-)
The day I got my license (16 years old) I was driving to a friends house and I rolled through a stop sign, and as the cop pulled me over, I remembered my mom telling me that if "I got a ticket in the first six months I drove, she would take my license away until I graduated two years later." The officer came to the door and I started crying and I wasn't even faking it. He thought I was so pathetic that he gave me a warning and my mom never found out. hahah
LOVE THIS Mike! For me, it was always fun to see what people would say to. I loved honesty and often honored that by giving a warning. When people were pissy or hostile, I gave an "attitude ticket" (which I was told I wasn't supposed to do, but I did it anyways because I COULD). When people lied or made stupid excuses, I also gave a ticket. But when people were honest, or their violation was clearly a mistake, I typically gave a warning. Like the elderly man who made an illegal turn directly in front of me (cutting me off). When I stopped him he said, "I'm so sorry officer. My wife and I are lost. I was looking for the Arboretum and my wife who has the map yelled 'TURN LEFT' so I just turned left." When I came back to give him his warning, I advised him where he could find the Arboretum and then added, "And sir, can I give you a piece of advice?" and he goes, "Yes" and I go, "Next time DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR WIFE." And he goes, "Thanks a lot officer" and the wife jumps in and goes, "Yeah, THANKS A LOT officer!"
Oh how I miss the days of being able to flip a switch, activate my red & blues, and dish out JUSTICE when I see someone driving like an a-hole!!! I especially get riled up when someone tailgates me. One time, when I was off duty and driving my SUV, I had someone riding my bumper so when we came to the stop light and he pulled up next to me, I was so red with anger that I honked my horn and he looks over at me. Then I flashed him my badge and he just stared. But when I flipped him the finger (not the most "Christian" thing to do) next to my badge, his jaw dropped! And the funny (or sad) part was that I was ON MY WAY TO CHURCH when this happened! But I told Jesus I was sorry and I told my pastor about it. He just rolled his eyes.
There is still, even today, a lot of the "street" left in me from my years working as a cop but as the old saying goes, "God is not finished with me yet!"
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